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Dickman

I saw a teen girl today wandering around wearing her jersey for whatever sports team she is on, it had her number and last name written on the back. Her last name was Dickman. I was instantly jealous. What a perfect last name that is. Lange is awful. I should be Dickman.

  1. cara-ann said: I hope her dad’s name is Richard Dickman.
  2. theartofhomebrewing said: Nope. A coworker of my mothers last name is Allcock. He has the perfect last name, though Dickman is a close second.
  3. clintisiceman said: You should have a jersey with that name custom made for yourself.
  4. forkbracelet said: so funny, a girl in my grade’s last name is dickman
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